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Dinner With Demetri – Official Rules

In Uncategorized on March 25, 2011 at 7:23 pm


1. The “Promotion Period” is from 12:00 a.m. Friday, March 25th, 2011 through 11:59 p.m. Friday, March 25th, 2011 only.

2. Eligibility: This Promotion is open only to legal residents residing in the 50 United States and District of Columbia, 18 years or older. (“Sponsor”) or its affiliates, and print production agencies and anyone connected with the administration, production or distribution of this Promotion, are not eligible to enter or be awarded a prize.

3. How to Enter:
Pre Order This Is A Book By Demetri Martin
Email your receipt to

4. Winner Selection: One (1) winner will be selected at random from all eligible entries received each day following a day in the Promotion Period. Winner will be notified by Email within twenty four hours of winning.

5. Odds of winning: Dependent on the number of eligible entries received during the Promotion Period.

6. Promotion void where prohibited or restricted. If any provision of this Promotion shall be deemed to violate any federal, state or municipal law, it shall be amended to conform to such law and all other provisions shall remain in full force and effect. All federal, state and local laws and regulations apply.

7. Winner’s List Or Rules Request: List of winners upon request (email




In Uncategorized on March 25, 2011 at 6:18 pm

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PRE ORDER: Gilbert Gottfried’s Rubber Balls & Liquor

In Blog Exposure, Online on February 11, 2011 at 3:26 am

“Gilbert is the funniest man alive. He is the comic genius of our generation. This book proves he is the Picasso of the cubist dick joke.”

“More than a national treasure, he’s a secret weapon. If we had had Gilbert Gottfried in World War II, Hitler would have given up in 1942.”

“This book crosses the line of good taste. I loved it.”

“One of the most touching, eye-opening historical accounts. One day I may even read it.”

“This is definitely the loudest book I have ever read. It changed my life. After reading it, I decided to go through transgender surgery.”

“Truly the funniest book ever, by one of the funniest guys on the planet!”

Publishers Weekly Review:
Comedian Gottfried goes for the jugular in his first humor book. As in George Carlin’s Brain Droppings, the author loves to goof on language, and he is equally outrageous, as is evident when one deciphers the transsexual pun disguised in the book’s title and the suggestive cover image. Gottfried free-associates, riffing in print with an improvisatory flair as wild as his standup routines. Blowjob and masturbation jokes punctuate a mix of memoir, angst-ridden anecdotes, and observational humor. Turning to self-mockery (“I have a face for voice-overs”), he tells how he landed the one-word role as the voice of the animated Aflac duck, and his fans will eagerly skip ahead to a chapter titled “Too Soon” about his now famous Friars Club performance two weeks after 9/11. Gottfried’s basic tactic is to deliver a dynamite line and top it with several surprises before reaching the end of each paragraph, building to guffaw-inducing jokes on almost every page. (Apr. 26)

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